Prophet T.B Joshua Replies Critics On "Failed" US Election Prophecy.

After somany critics and jokes following his  prediction on how the US presidential election will turn out, Prophet TB Joshua has finally broken silence. Seems we all just got a misinterpretation of the prophecy.

Highly revered Nigerian prophet, Temitope Joshua, popularly known as Prophet TB Joshua, has talked about his controversial prophecy about the American presidential elections.

The prophet has said his prophesy on US election was not off the mark.
TB Joshua who is the Head of the Synagogue Church of All Nations added that people need spiritual understanding to be able to interpret it.
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During a service at the headquarters of his church at Ikotun, Lagos on Sunday Prophet TB Joshua said, “there was nothing controversial about the prophecy. It is human beings that are controversial.”
He stated that his words were misinterpreted because,”we are not on the same level (of spiritual understanding)”, an explanation which drew applause from his congregation.
It will be recalled that last week, Prophet Joshua, in a video that went viral prophesied that Hillary Clinton Would win the US presidential election.
He told his congregation that he “saw” a woman winning. Click Here To Read His Prophecy

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Pastor T.B Joshua: Popular pastor takes down Facebook post of his Hillary Clinton prophecy

I never liked the idea of "Men of God" involving their selves in political predictions like it's a football match.

The post titled "TB Joshua’s Prophecy on the American Election" can no longer be found on the Facebook page. The man of God has backtracked from his controversial prophecy.

On Sunday, November 6, 2016, Pastor T.B Joshua of The Synagogue Church Of All Nations predicted that Hillary Clinton would be the next President of the United States. play

T.B Joshua's US Presidential election is missing on his church's Facebook page

(Bella Naija )
In a prophecy posted via the church's official Facebook page, he said

"Ten days ago, I saw the new President of America with a narrow win. The new President will be facing several challenges over many issues, including passing bills, attempts to possibly pass a vote of no confidence on the new President. The boat of the new President will be rocked.

"By the way, in order not to keep you in suspense, what I frankly saw is a woman."

Today, Wednesday, November 9, 2016, Donald Trump was declared the winner of the US Presidential race making T.B Joshua's prophecy fake.



The man of God has been trending on Twitter for his misleading prophecy with many Nigerians trolling him. This failed prophecy has caused the SCOAN leader to trend on Twitter with over 10.1K tweets and counting.

A lot of the people are attacking the prophet, with most referring to him as false Man of God, while others are asking him to apologise.

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Bride Dumped On Honeymoon After Husband Saw Her With No Make-up For The First Time

 A woman from Mpumalanga has been divorced by her husband on their honeymoon just a few days after their wedding.

The bridegroom dumped the woman after he saw her with no make-up for the first time according to a psychologist who counselled the unidentified woman.

The 40-year-old groom divorced his 35-year-old bride, said the doctor, because the husband believed she did not look as pretty as before the wedding and accused her of deceiving him by using so many cosmetics, including fake eyelashes.

Dr Molapo, consultant psychologist, said that his clinic received a request from the woman to help her overcome her psychological suffering after her divorce.

Reports are that the groom took his bride to Richards Bay for their honeymoon where they had a swim but the outing turned tragic when her face became wet and her makeup reportedly washed away.

The groom said he could barely recognise his wife after the make-up was gone.

The bride wore artificial eyelashes and had undergone cosmetic surgeries before the marriage. The couple who had met on Facebook had been engaged for three months.

Dr Molapo said the bride told him that she intended to tell her husband the truth about her but it was too late. “The groom immediately divorced his bride and refused any attempt to reunite them again,”he said.

Source:iMzansi

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See Photos Of Newly Designed Polo For Guys With "Chest Pad" And "Six Packs Pad".

So I think guys are tired of being decieved with fake ass, fake boobs, "Yansh pad" and the rest. Time for payback, as seen online, photos of a newly designed fitted shirt for guys with "Chest Pad" "Arm pad" and "Shoulder pad" making you look like you've got a well built body.

I think the designer had me in mind while doing this, me and my fellow "skinny" brethren.

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"A Minority Party Will Be Uplifted In Nigeria"... T.B Joshua.

After an eight month absence, Nigerian ‘Prophet’ T.B. Joshua returned to his Lagos-based church, The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), on Sunday 3rd January 2016 with more prophetic revelations concerning Africa.

Speaking on the Nigerian political scene, Joshua declared that a minority party would soon rise to significance. “One of the minority parties will be lifted up and reckoned with,” he told congregants. “Let us pray for God’s love and unity in Nigeria.”

It would be recalled that Joshua allegedly predicted the rise of the current ruling party, All Progressives Congress (APC), in 2010.

Joshua further called for prayers for Nigeria’s new Agriculture Minister, Audu Ogbeh. “We have to pray for God to sustain him because much is expected from him,” Joshua declared, alluding to his earlier advice for the government to invest heavily in the agricultural sector.

The cleric also ‘prophesied’ extensively concerning Southern Africa and the challenges the region would face in 2016, particularly the farming industry.

“There will be little rain at the wrong time, which is not good for farming,” Joshua warned. “Many farmers will be discouraged,” he continued, calling on the government to build “dams and irrigation mechanism using available water from the sea.”

He further warned Southern African nations not to yield to any temptation to surrender their industries to foreign companies because of the challenges that would arise.

Speaking in his usual parabolic tone, Joshua called for prayers for the regional leaders as “the ending of February to April are very peculiar months in the Southern African sub-region.”

Joshua further gave a global warning concerning the volatile North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. “I am seeing an ‘arrow’ from there and it will affect the world,” he declared, adding that North Korea possessed weaponry that most countries were unaware of.

“The war we are fighting already in Syria is still there. We cannot afford another one again,” he stated, calling for those involved to embrace peace.

“There are going to be unusual, uncommon challenges this year 2016 but in challenges, we children of God flourish,” he added, encouraging congregants and viewers of his popular television station Emmanuel TV.

Followers of the Nigerian ‘Prophet’ were delighted to see his return to the pulpit, claiming his unusual prolonged absence was for ‘spiritual fortification’.

“Can you see that your pastor did not go on holiday,” Joshua jokingly told the crowd after he had moved in the midst of the huge congregation, ministering ‘deliverance’ and ‘prophecy’.

The service had over 3,000 foreigners in attendance, including those who had travelled from the Eastern European nations of Ukraine and Russia.

Joshua’s last public appearance at The SCOAN was in April 2015, shortly before his ‘Miracle Crusade’ in the Aztec Stadium in Mexico City which allegedly attracted over 150,000 attendees.

Source: African Spotlight

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My First Night As A Runs Girl...

If anyone had told me, Dora, five hours earlier that I would be dressed like a 'runs babe’, in a room with a fat old man; the owner of a gigantic protruding tommy, I would have argued to the moon and back.

It was as though Tessy knew I was officially the ‘most bored person’ on earth. That beautiful Friday, she called to say her school mother had invited her to Lagos Island for the birthday party of a rich man, scheduled for that night and she wanted me to come along. Tessy had a way of making me come alive. We had been friends from the very beginning and having lived with her all these years, I grew to crave and cherish her companionship. She was a free bird; obviously a party girl and the only thing that would make her not attend any party was school exams. Luckly, we had finished exams on Tuesday with few practicals left for the coming week.

Incentives attached to being present at the party included meeting with influencers and top politicians of the country, lots of cash and many more. Enticing? yeah, but all I really wanted was fun in the company of friends. So, even as such outings aren't my thing , I agreed to join. At 10pm, a car was waiting to pick us. This was part of the arrangement for the gig; everyone is cared for from the very beginning. Gaily dressed in a sheer tube dress that barely covered my boobs, butt and other parts of my body, we joined the driver. We arrived at the venue a few minutes before 11pm. Upon seeing the dressings of other girls, I was glad I dressed the way I did even if my parents wouldnt recognise me

I noticed there was no man that could conveniently fall into the category of the word ‘young’. The space was filled with ‘big old men’ and many young girls, but still, I was not bothered. As we moved more into the night, Tessy drifted away from me to the company of two men and later, she was gone. I concluded she had gone to the other side of the space with her newly found friends. While I was doing my thing alone, my eyes got in contact with a pot-bellied man for the third time. I watched him move towards me. Since my dress barely covered my backside and my boobs, the man must have been drunk in imagination with the other parts of my body he couldnt see. We took a seat alone then he introduced himself as ‘Wonderman’ who later turned out to be funny and I thought he wouldn’t be a bad friend for the night.

After a while, we moved towards the rooms down the hall which was getting deserted with few people left in pairs. I tried Tessy's number but it was switched off so I decided to follow “Wonderman’ as he was my last resort. When we got in, he went straight to the bathroom and returned in his underwear. I had seen a few Nollywood movies with this kind of scene and it was almost like one was about to play out with me being the star actress. my heart started racing faster than necessary. His face had changed. He was no longer the person I had been with. The expression on his face and his body movements all suggested he wanted himself deep inside me. His hands made for my boobs and… I was freaking hot with that that I no longer was sure what exactly I wanted. I began enjoying the guilty but sweet feeling. Then in a click, my senses returned. I quickly picked my bag which I had dropped carelessly on the floor and rushed out of the room.

It was close to midnight, but I managed to get a taxi straight home. After taking my bath, I played the scenes all over again. I confessed to myself that I truly enjoyed the part where he fondled with my breast, then I told myself, “Dora! that’s exactly how prostitution starts". With that, I sneaked into my blanket and slept off the remaining part of the night in a wonderwoman style.


WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?

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General Overseer Marries Corpse of a Member He Impregnated

A certain pastor and the General Overseer of an unidentified Pentecostal church in Eket Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, has reportedly married the corpse of his church member impregnated and died while trying to have an abortion..

According to reports, the pastor identified as Augustine Mendie in the area is a ‘randy one who sleeps with many ladies in his church, both married and single till he got his fingers burnt.’

The unnamed lady, reports further claimed, was the praise and worship leader of the church but also the pastor’s secret lover. No one in the church knew what was going on between them until the lady took in and informed the pastor.

The pastor, who allegedly did not want to take responsibility, decided to procure an abortion for her. The lady who had earlier confided in her friend about the development lost her life in the process of the abortion.

As the story goes, trouble struck when the said friend reportedly told the family of the deceased that the pastor was responsible.

Reports further alleged that the pastor initially tried to deny responsibility but after he was threatened with the community’s deity, he agreed that he was actually the one responsible and as such, ready to appease the gods. He was allegedly made to marry the corpse of the woman as tradition demands.

Source: celebsnest

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An Open Letter To PMB...

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR BUHARI.
On the state of the Nation and 10 things that
that will make you fall if you continue.
THE STATE OF THE NATION;NIGERIA.

My name is Nwudu Lugard Fredrick
1. Nigeria as a growing Nation must be
continuous in leadership and any government
that fails to do that, will not stand the test of
time. Mr Buhari you have bad mouthed the
state of the Nation in international
community.(a man who tells his friend how
bad his wife is on bed cannot teach her how
to). Therefore Buhari cannot solve the problem
of Nigeria. Reason being that the Americans
others u ask for help on corruption will no
longer benefit. So they will not help you.
2. A leader do not blame his predecessor for
his failure to tackle what he swore an oath to
fix. That makes you Mr president incapable of
leadership. Sir please learn to blame yourself
because the last admin never blamed his
predecessor even when the whole Nigeria knew
that administration failed in some aspect.
3. As a leader you must learn to obey
constituted authorities which you took an oath
to uphold. Mr president you cannot dis obey
court order 4times in less than six months of
leadership, and expect same judiciary to help
you convict the so-called corrupt people.
Stubborn people don't end well sir, just like
Fayose said u must refuse to show Nigerians
how ignorant you are to the rule of law which
you part of. Let mi remind you that sir that
disobedience is corruption.

#copied
4. I might not doubt your integrity and
seriousness in fighting corruption, but sir you
cannot pure a new wine into an old cup and
expect it to be sweet, of curse not. Most time
your end is determined by the beginning.
You've started wrongly n I wish you can be so
humble enough to retreat back some of your
decisions.
5. You told Nigerians about cost of
governance in Nigeria and promised to slash
it. Firstly, you appointed 36ministers as
against former president's 33. Secondly you
did not slash their pay but you told us that
ministers will be paid same amount as the law
prescribes. Sir if I may ask, who is fooling
who? Or where is the slash coming from?
6. In 181 days sir you visited 10 countries
with the tax payers sweats to complain to this
countries how corrupt your own country is.
That was a shame to mi as a Nigerian that
my president travelled to preach how broke n
wrecked Nigeria is. And sir on top of that you
told us that the country was broke. if I may
ask sir, can you boldly tell Nigerians how
much you spent in 181 days as President in
travelling around the world? That is not
managing economy. You should have done
that when you've repaired what you claimed
your predecessor spoilt at least to some
certain level before you embarked on all that
journey.
7. As the GCFR and you cannot call your
forces to order and allow them unleash terror
on innocent civilians and call it rules of
engagement. Sir you must tell yourself the
truth because only that will you succeed. As a
former head of state and general in the Army I
thought you should have a better measures
and charisma to talk to your Military in
handling civilians.

#copied
8. Telling Nigeria that we are broke was the
highest point of lie and disrespect you gave
us. While you took almost all the APC
governors n chieftains just to say thank you to
Nation you owe no allegiance to. Mr you really
have insulted this Nation. 2014 Nigeria was
name the highest growing economy in Africa
and third in Africa. In less than 7months of
assuming office you mismanaged the funds
and place the blames on past admin. Too bad
for you sir
9.8months in office and you've not place
measures or even signs to fulfil your campaign
promises when you have less than 4years
remaining in office. But rather you've told us
through your ministers to expect the worst.
And the same old cargo(Tinubu) who said
subsidy was a scam now says you "MUST
remove SUBSIDY" like he owns Nigeria. This
shows that your party was not really informed
when your predecessor did it. And also shows
that you don't even have another measures in
tackling that problem other than the fuel
subsidy. Sir when you criticise others you
must bring other plans and not using same
old plan.

#copied
10. Finally, Sunday 20th dec. 9 people died
from boko Haram attack and you came on
Wednesday 23rd dec. to tell Nigerians that
you've crushed out the same terrorist you've
not find their hideout. How does that fall into
place sir.
This shows that you're really mocking
Nigerians that we lack logic and mental
calculations. I must tell you that your problem
is just EGO and until you accept that you must
stand up to tell us you've failed and we will
give you another chance to try and crush
them. Because telling us you've crush them
will make them want to show you its lie and
that they cannot be.
No insult Mr President just moving the people
forward and you too. If you continue like this
you might not stay as the president of Nigeria
come 2019. It's simple Logic. If P>Q, n Q>R,.
•. P>R.

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The "Real" Face of Jesus Discovered...

Ever wondered what Jesus really looked like? An answer may have emerged on popularmechanics.com from an exciting new field of science “forensic anthropology”.

This follows a discovery from British scientists, assisted by Israeli archeologists, of what they believe is the most accurate image of the most famous face in human history.

While this field of science, “forensic anthropology” is usually used to solve crimes, Richard Neave, a medical artist retired from the University of Manchester in England, realized it also could shed light on the appearance of Jesus.

                         British scientists discovered the “real” face of Jesus

This is not Neave’s first discovery as he has ventured into controversial areas before. Over the past two decades, he had reconstructed dozens of famous faces, including Philip II of Macedonia, the father of Alexander the Great, and King Midas of Phrygia.

In order to create an accurate portrait of Jesus, Neave and his research team’s first step was to acquire skulls from near Jerusalem, the region where Jesus lived and preached.

With three well-preserved specimens from the time of Jesus in hand, Neave used computerized tomography to create X-ray “slices” of the skulls, thus revealing minute details about each one’s structure.

Special computer programmes then evaluated reams of information about known measurements of the thickness of soft tissue at key areas on human faces. This made it possible to re-create the muscles and skin overlying a representative Semite skull. Click here to know how The face was discoverd The Face Of Jesus... http://eljoons.blogspot.com/2015/12/the-face-of-jesus.html

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Facebook Users Recommend A LASTMA officer for Promotion... See Why..

So I came across this post on Facebook and I was forced to share it, if the everyday Nigerians can see a Hardworking Govt. Worker and comment I wonder if the people at the top take note of this Humanitarian workers???!!!


"Are you a resident of lagos?
Do you ply Mile 2 - badagry - Festac road regularly?
Do you know Alakija bus - stop?
Their is a U-turn before Alakija if you are coming from mile-2 end or After Alakija if you are coming from Badagry end.
This LASTMA official controls this U-turn spot since inception of LASTMA.
His Exceptional qualities
He is always early to duty.
He is always at his post even when this scorching sun is hitting him like bomb.
He stay till closing hour.
He is not aggressive.
He is polite.
My worries.
Is he not promote-able?
Must he die under the sun?
Can't he be rewarded?
My Appeal!
Let's unite and clamour for his "reward" and promotion.
He deserves it.
He merits it.
I don't know his name but many might do.
I don't know his tribe nor religion.
I met him on that spot when I was undergraduate.
It is amazing to me that he is still on the same spot after many years of my absence.
Promote this message until this man is promoted! Yours is coming soon."

 And Facebook users responded.

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Stephen Keshi Losts Wife...

Former Super Eagles Coach Stephen Keshi has confirmed the sudden death of his wife, Kate, in the United States.

Keshi and wife
The Big Boss, as Keshi is fondly referred to, revealed that his wife had been sick for a while but he never expect that the sickness will lead to her death.

“She (Keshi’s wife) has been ill for a while now but the death is coming as a big shock to us,” a close friend of the former Togo and Mali coach told newsmen

“Keshi is very downcast at the moment because we know how dearly he loves his wife,” the source added.

A report on completesportsnigeria.com quoted Keshi as saying that the burial rites for the late wife would soon be made public.

The ‘Big Boss,’ who captained Nigeria for over 10 years, in the process winning the Africa Cup of Nations gold, silver and bronze, coached the squad to a third African title in South Africa early 2013.

He was in charge of the Super Eagles between November 2011 and June 2015, during which he also led the team to the Round of 16 at the FIFA World Cup finals in Brazil.

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace!!!

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How to Write a C.V

It's been locally observed that our fresh graduates find it difficult to write a CV, especially the ones that have never applied for a job before. Anyways, here's a hint, though there are different patterns/styles.

Street, P.O. BOX, city, State. 

Telephone nos: Email: 

NAME

Objectives
To pursue a mutually beneficial career in a virile organization where I can develop my basic skills and experience with a clear objective. 

Capabilities
· Self motivated.
· Ability to adapt to change and engage innovatively in problem solving.
· Ability to take initiative and work with minimal supervision.
· Ability to learn quickly.

Date of birth
24 April, 1992

Sex
Male/female

Nationality
Nigerian

State of origin
state

Marital Status
Single/married

Schools attended with dates

uni/poly 2008
secondary school 2004

Certificate Obtained(most recent first)
Bachelor of Science (B.sc)
Senior Secondary Certificate Examination 1998 

Professional Qualifications with dates
Diploma in Computer Engineering 2009

Publications
A Project on Waste Management with Special Focus on lagos,
State. In partial fulfillment of the requirement for the award of Bachelor of Science/OND/HND in .......
A Research on Waste Recycling with special focus on Plastics.
In partial fulfillment of the requirement for the award of Bachelor of Science in/OND/HND ......

A SIWES Report on the importance of Information Technology in Nigerian Universities (A Case Study of American University of Portharcourt)

In partial fulfillment of the requirement for the award of Bachelor of Science in Computer Science/OND/HND..........

Experiences
NYSC: success school 2009-2010
Address 

Entrepreneurship 2004-2009 Address

others

Interests
Chess, Surfing the Internet, Music and Computer Engineering, partying.

References
Dr. Andrew Johnson 0802 ............. Email:
HOD, Department of ...........
University / Polytechnic

Mr. Samson Dalila 08035........       Email:
Lecturer, Department of ............
University / Polytechnic.

Now you can apply for that Job.

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Pastor Chris May Face Possible Jail Time In South-Africa Over Financial Revenue Disclosure

According to a report in News 24, several prominent church leaders have not adhered to the demands of the South African Commission for the Promotion and Protection of Cultural, Religious and Linguistic Communities.

The Commission, led by Thoko Mkhwanazi-Xaluva is investigating the commercialisation of religion and the abuse of people’s beliefs within South Africa, where Christ Embassy has several branches.

“These people take money from people. What are they doing with that money? We want to know. We will not back down,” she said.

All those summoned to the hearings are required to produce their ordination certificate, the church registration certificate, bank statements and the annual financial statements dating from 2012.

“Some of these religious leaders will face prison if they do not comply and we have been clear about our course of action,” she insisted.

Mkhwanazi-Xaluva singled out Oyakhilome, stating that he insisted he would fight the commission in court before releasing his records.

“If he intends on that route, we are ready. He will have to face the same fate as the others who refuse to hand over their financial records,” she said.

In contrast, a source who attended the hearing of South African Bishop Stephen Zondo, stated that Mkhwanazi-Xaluva cited an equally controversial Nigerian megachurch leader, T.B. Joshua, as an example of one who openly used his finances to assist the less-privileged, something she expected of all clergy.

Source: News24

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Leader Of The Pro-Biafran Group Nnamdi Kanu Appears in Court.

He's alive after all... During the weekend rumuor of him being murdered spread around which got people talking, 

“Factional MASSOB has discovered that Mazi Nnamdi Kanu detained by Nigeria has been murdered in Abuja,”Madu said 

 Supporters of the leader of the Pro-Biafran group, Nnamdi Kanu stormed the Abuja Chief Magistrate Court to show their support to him as he was arraigned yesterday November 23.
            

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